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Hold On To Your Butts

by hiphopmcdougal

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Today I got my allowance from my dad All in rolled up quarters- how rad Got a grin on my face and it’s bigger than Jaws Tonight’s gonna rule and it’s because Friday night is my favorite night So I double knot my shoes and I dim my sight With my neon glasses they’re so bright Head out the front door and grab my bike Pedal hard and I pedal fast Feel bad for these dudes that gotta pay for gas Gotta get there quick, gotta get my fix Smashing buttons and moving joysticks These people clap and cheer me on cause they have been saved Aliens from space tried to invade the arcade There’s not a game in the room that hasn’t been played Punch you in the groin for the win, I’ve always been Cage Primal Rage is what I’m gonna play next I’ll be Sauron cause he’s a T-Rex I’m the best at every game, yeah, you can’t kill this Blowing up Asteroids call me Bruce Willis Been here since 6 I won’t slow down Samurai sword it’s a Shodown Gold robot leg Battletoads now Sir Arthur, I’m chillin’ in ghost town Use both guns, fill these terminators full of lead Yes, I’m a genius just like Baby Head DK Jr. swingin’ from vines And now I need power so it’s pizza time Inside the arcade That’s where a star’s made I’m in the hall of fame Of every game I’ve played Everywhere you go See my initials Before a high score With so many zeros like 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 6 player X-Men, Wolverine I choose I’m the best at what I do, no lies just truth I’ll beat you with Ken or Ryu Set you on fire with a Hadouk-en Wait, what game are we in? I guess it doesn’t matter either way I’ll win I’m a Green Beret fight off a Rush ‘N’ Attack Then I’ll fight Death Adder for the Golden Axe I only need one quarter, got this boss beat I’ll lead the way like Marco Rossi Spin a white ball, not Golden Tee I’m shootin’ lasers at Centipedes Crush the enemy’s evil plan- Mission Four Then I’ll Outrun you in a car with no doors When I’m settin’ high scores I’m cooler than Froyo You’re just a first level boss: Abobo Inside the arcade That’s where a star’s made I’m in the hall of fame Of every game I’ve played Everywhere you go See my initials Before a high score With so many zeros like 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Throw your coins in the air Send George for a flight I want coins everywhere Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight Throw your coins in the air Send George for a flight I want coins everywhere Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight Like Scott Pilgrim just won a Inside the arcade That’s where a star’s made I’m in the hall of fame Of every game I’ve played Everywhere you go See my initials Before a high score With so many zeros like 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Throw your coins in the air Send George for a flight (Pour some quarters on me) I want coins everywhere Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight (I can’t get enough) Throw your coins in the air Send George for a flight (Pour some quarters on me) I want coins everywhere Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight (I want I want ‘em)
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Hiphopmcdougal is back in existence You see this letter? It’s from the princess Excuse me, I’m headed to the tip top “Mr. McDougal?” My friends call me hiphop Makin’ these jams that make you feel good Like James Brown I knew that you would You know I’m makin’ greens, just like collards Are we having fun yet? Henry Pollard Do you know the answer? Yes, we are Make you feel like you’re two under par A majestic eagle soaring through the clouds We are the shit just pouring from your bowels Danielsons of rappin’, we’re the best around Make you feel like Johnny B. Goode when we’re in your town Struggling up the stairs? Not feelin’ so great? Well our rhymes are your Ubik spray Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread Makin’ people feel grand across the land Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread Makin’ people feel grand across the land Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam Surprise like puppy hiphop is back And I’m getting bigger every day, call me Mac Yeah I creep in to your ears like a parasite And I’m big in the game call it Paris height Oh I’m talkin’ bout the Eiffel Tower, don’t be dumb Put my shit on blast like your rebel scum Decapitatin’ haters you can call me Shinobi Pop goes the weasel like Pauly Shore exploding Killed this track in cold blood: Truman Capote I’m so fly in the sky: hikoki Comin’ hard with this comedy, hip hoppin’ like a wallaby We could stop but prefer not to like we’re Bartleby But we will not die, no, we cannot be killed Yes, we will live forever, we’re Apocalypse willed And we’ve just scratched the surface we’ve got bottomless skill Our jams make you feel higher than Metropolis buildings Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread Makin’ people feel grand across the land Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread Makin’ people feel grand across the land Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam I wanna see more hands in the air Than Gorro on a rollercoaster at a state fair I wanna see more bodies on the floor Than if I just cleared the room with a Hanzo sword We party down like that song of ours I wanna feel more ladies breathing hard Than Lamaze class, did I go too far? Oh no, oh no no no Oh no, oh no no no This is our Feel Good Jam If you’re feelin’ ace Have a taste And wave your hands Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread Makin’ people feel grand across the land Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread Makin’ people feel grand across the land Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam
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Cheezariffic 02:28
Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey) Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey) Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey) Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey) By choice man I really love them Wouldn’t share them with you even if you were my cousin Would share them with you if you share yours with me Got Original you got that Cheddar Jack Cheese And it’s all real and it’s all good Eatin’ so much cheese just like a mouse would Got a family size box for my family sized appetite When it comes to Cheez-Its, I’m eating them every day and night Baby Swiss, give me a kiss It feels so good when you hit my lips Eatin’ White Cheddar, there’s nothin’ better Kick a Cheez-It butt like Ninja Turtles vs. The Shredder So find a red box, not the movie kind This kind contains a taste so divine Reduced Fat and Pepper Jack I don’t eat Cheese Nips, those things are wack Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey) Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey) Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey) Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey) Oh my god, what do my eyes see? A brand new box of Hot and Spicy Eatin’ Snack Mix, Snack Mix Double Cheese Got me flippin’ like circus fleas Want some Duoz action: Robin and Batman Just can’t stop eating bags and bags, man Mozzarella or some Colby Both sound good, yeah, just like Dolby Real cheese matters so get your own box Keep my in a cabinet with several locks I got the Big size, so I can dip it in dip Just a special blend made out of Cheez-Its Italian Four Cheese, give me more please I’m so hungry I could eat a corgi But this Parm & Garlic will do the trick My vomits orange- I’m a tad bit sick Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey) Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey) Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey) Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey) Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey) Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey) Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey) Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey) C-H-E-E-Z-I-T It’s the only treat for me C-H-E-E-Z-I-T It’s the only treat for me
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released February 15, 2013

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hiphopmcdougal, once intergalactic heroes, had been forgotten by time. The tales of their adventures had diminished from fact, to legend, to now, just a distant memory. It seemed the duo had ridden off into their last sunset. But just when the world was ready to forget... El Returno.

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