Hold On To Your Butts

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released February 15, 2013

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hiphopmcdougal Washington, D.C.

hiphopmcdougal is a nerdcore duo hailing from Rockville, MD. They have been playing shows in the DC/MD/VA area since 2009 and have become known for their high energy and stage antics. They have performed with national touring acts such as mc chris, I Fight Dragons, MC Lars, and Adam WarRock. Their seventh album, NEEDS SPACE, is out now! ... more

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Track Name: Inside the Arcade
Today I got my allowance from my dad
All in rolled up quarters- how rad
Got a grin on my face and it’s bigger than Jaws
Tonight’s gonna rule and it’s because
Friday night is my favorite night
So I double knot my shoes and I dim my sight
With my neon glasses they’re so bright
Head out the front door and grab my bike
Pedal hard and I pedal fast
Feel bad for these dudes that gotta pay for gas
Gotta get there quick, gotta get my fix
Smashing buttons and moving joysticks
These people clap and cheer me on cause they have been saved
Aliens from space tried to invade the arcade
There’s not a game in the room that hasn’t been played
Punch you in the groin for the win, I’ve always been Cage
Primal Rage is what I’m gonna play next
I’ll be Sauron cause he’s a T-Rex
I’m the best at every game, yeah, you can’t kill this
Blowing up Asteroids call me Bruce Willis
Been here since 6 I won’t slow down
Samurai sword it’s a Shodown
Gold robot leg Battletoads now
Sir Arthur, I’m chillin’ in ghost town
Use both guns, fill these terminators full of lead
Yes, I’m a genius just like Baby Head
DK Jr. swingin’ from vines
And now I need power so it’s pizza time

Inside the arcade
That’s where a star’s made
I’m in the hall of fame
Of every game I’ve played
Everywhere you go
See my initials
Before a high score
With so many zeros like
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

6 player X-Men, Wolverine I choose
I’m the best at what I do, no lies just truth
I’ll beat you with Ken or Ryu
Set you on fire with a Hadouk-en
Wait, what game are we in?
I guess it doesn’t matter either way I’ll win
I’m a Green Beret fight off a Rush ‘N’ Attack
Then I’ll fight Death Adder for the Golden Axe
I only need one quarter, got this boss beat
I’ll lead the way like Marco Rossi
Spin a white ball, not Golden Tee
I’m shootin’ lasers at Centipedes
Crush the enemy’s evil plan- Mission Four
Then I’ll Outrun you in a car with no doors
When I’m settin’ high scores I’m cooler than Froyo
You’re just a first level boss: Abobo

Inside the arcade
That’s where a star’s made
I’m in the hall of fame
Of every game I’ve played
Everywhere you go
See my initials
Before a high score
With so many zeros like
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

Throw your coins in the air
Send George for a flight
I want coins everywhere
Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight
Throw your coins in the air
Send George for a flight
I want coins everywhere
Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight
Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight
Like Scott Pilgrim just won a

Inside the arcade
That’s where a star’s made
I’m in the hall of fame
Of every game I’ve played
Everywhere you go
See my initials
Before a high score
With so many zeros like
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

Throw your coins in the air
Send George for a flight
(Pour some quarters on me)
I want coins everywhere
Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight
(I can’t get enough)
Throw your coins in the air
Send George for a flight
(Pour some quarters on me)
I want coins everywhere
Like Scott Pilgrim just won a fight
(I want I want ‘em)
Track Name: Feel Good Jam
Hiphopmcdougal is back in existence
You see this letter? It’s from the princess
Excuse me, I’m headed to the tip top
“Mr. McDougal?” My friends call me hiphop
Makin’ these jams that make you feel good
Like James Brown I knew that you would
You know I’m makin’ greens, just like collards
Are we having fun yet? Henry Pollard
Do you know the answer? Yes, we are
Make you feel like you’re two under par
A majestic eagle soaring through the clouds
We are the shit just pouring from your bowels
Danielsons of rappin’, we’re the best around
Make you feel like Johnny B. Goode when we’re in your town
Struggling up the stairs? Not feelin’ so great?
Well our rhymes are your Ubik spray

Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread
Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread
Makin’ people feel grand across the land
Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam
Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread
Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread
Makin’ people feel grand across the land
Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam
Surprise like puppy hiphop is back
And I’m getting bigger every day, call me Mac
Yeah I creep in to your ears like a parasite
And I’m big in the game call it Paris height
Oh I’m talkin’ bout the Eiffel Tower, don’t be dumb
Put my shit on blast like your rebel scum
Decapitatin’ haters you can call me Shinobi
Pop goes the weasel like Pauly Shore exploding
Killed this track in cold blood: Truman Capote
I’m so fly in the sky: hikoki
Comin’ hard with this comedy, hip hoppin’ like a wallaby
We could stop but prefer not to like we’re Bartleby
But we will not die, no, we cannot be killed
Yes, we will live forever, we’re Apocalypse willed
And we’ve just scratched the surface we’ve got bottomless skill
Our jams make you feel higher than Metropolis buildings

Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread
Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread
Makin’ people feel grand across the land
Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam
Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread
Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread
Makin’ people feel grand across the land
Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam
I wanna see more hands in the air
Than Gorro on a rollercoaster at a state fair
I wanna see more bodies on the floor
Than if I just cleared the room with a Hanzo sword
We party down like that song of ours
I wanna feel more ladies breathing hard
Than Lamaze class, did I go too far?
Oh no, oh no no no
Oh no, oh no no no
This is our Feel Good Jam
If you’re feelin’ ace
Have a taste
And wave your hands

Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread
Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread
Makin’ people feel grand across the land
Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam
Yeah put it on your toast or put it on your bread
Somebody once said it’s a delectable spread
Makin’ people feel grand across the land
Hiphopmcdougal’s Feel Good Jam
Track Name: Cheezariffic
Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey)
Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey)
Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey)
Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey)

By choice man I really love them
Wouldn’t share them with you even if you were my cousin
Would share them with you if you share yours with me
Got Original you got that Cheddar Jack Cheese
And it’s all real and it’s all good
Eatin’ so much cheese just like a mouse would
Got a family size box for my family sized appetite
When it comes to Cheez-Its, I’m eating them every day and night
Baby Swiss, give me a kiss
It feels so good when you hit my lips
Eatin’ White Cheddar, there’s nothin’ better
Kick a Cheez-It butt like Ninja Turtles vs. The Shredder
So find a red box, not the movie kind
This kind contains a taste so divine
Reduced Fat and Pepper Jack
I don’t eat Cheese Nips, those things are wack

Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey)
Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey)
Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey)
Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey)

Oh my god, what do my eyes see?
A brand new box of Hot and Spicy
Eatin’ Snack Mix, Snack Mix Double Cheese
Got me flippin’ like circus fleas
Want some Duoz action: Robin and Batman
Just can’t stop eating bags and bags, man
Mozzarella or some Colby
Both sound good, yeah, just like Dolby
Real cheese matters so get your own box
Keep my in a cabinet with several locks
I got the Big size, so I can dip it in dip
Just a special blend made out of Cheez-Its
Italian Four Cheese, give me more please
I’m so hungry I could eat a corgi
But this Parm & Garlic will do the trick
My vomits orange- I’m a tad bit sick

Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey)
Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey)
Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey)
Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey)
Cheez-Its they are so great (Hey, Hey)
Never let them go to waste (Hey, Hey)
Shove them right in my face (Hey, Hey)
Only thing on my dinner plate (Hey, Hey)

C-H-E-E-Z-I-T
It’s the only treat for me
C-H-E-E-Z-I-T
It’s the only treat for me