The Monster Eats The Pilot

from Mogwais in the Rain EP by hiphopmcdougal

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lyrics

I rock a red hoodie so you can call me Elliott
I’m rollin’ in dough, yo, that’s why I always smell of it
And yeah I kiss a lot, but, no I never tell of it
I got some good friends, you know, we’re like a fellowship
Elephants lead my annual parade
You wanna find me? I’m just chillin’ in the shade
Got Green Greens like Kirby, yeah you know I’m getting paid
Spittin’ lyrics on the mic that leave other rappers dazed
I’m a beast like Beast or a tiger from the east
Other rappers should just cease and that’s just to say the least
Cause I don’t like to boast but you wanna hear the most?
I slaughter like The Host or like Jaws eats a boat
Like EMF you know I’m unbelievable
Like an infertile womb I am inconceivable
You can call me G-Virus cause I am untreatable
Just like an armless man’s penis I’m unbeatable

They call me Doo Doo Brown
Not cause I’m new in town
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit
They call me excrement
But not cause of my stench
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit

My rhymes blow minds like time flashes on the island
Rhymes blow minds like some hookers up in Thailand
My rhymes are treasures, takes Indy just to find them
One of my rhymes to rule them all and one to bind them
I’m going kind of crazy lock me up in Santa Rosa
Bitches screamin’ “mine, mine” like their name was Yoda
And like the Death Star I’m about to exploda
So quick you think my gas pedal sticks like Toyota
Stab you like Pagoda if you mess with me
I impress all the ladies obsessed with me
But I digress, let me stress, I’m the best I attest
Who’s the fastest rhyme slinger in the west? You coulda guessed
Cause I’m hot to the core, I shine like a jewelery store
Or like the metal hand of a polished cyborg
If I was a metal band and a man times four
You could call me hiphopmanowar

They call me Doo Doo Brown
Not cause I’m new in town
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit
They call me excrement
But not cause of my stench
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit

I brought you to the bridge like Winston did
I’m strong and growing like a Flintstone’s kid
I’m why the monster ate the pilot
Cause I’m the only guy allowed to be this fly, shit
So come on listen up all you primitive screwheads
Or you’ll fall and end up on my wall like a moose head
Next time you flush better wear an oven mitt
This is hiphopmcdougal and I’m the hot shit

They call me Doo Doo Brown
Not cause I’m new in town
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit
They call me excrement
But not cause of my stench
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit

(Melodica Solo)

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from Mogwais in the Rain EP, released July 18, 2010

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hiphopmcdougal Washington, D.C.

hiphopmcdougal, once intergalactic heroes, had been forgotten by time. The tales of their adventures had diminished from fact, to legend, to now, just a distant memory. It seemed the duo had ridden off into their last sunset. But just when the world was ready to forget... El Returno.

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