El Returno, by hiphopmcdougal

El Returno

by hiphopmcdougal

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1.	El Returno (Featuring Luke Hodgson) 01:03		buy track
2.	Never Forget 03:48	lyrics	buy track
Hey there kids come gather round We’re gonna take a trip back in history It all started in 1842 when Sir Richard Owen unveiled a mystery He was digging in the dirt and found some fossils Of giant lizards, oh boy! They were colossal Now we know that those things were dinosaurs Let’s flash back 200 million years and we’ll hear them roar Dinosaurs came in all different shapes and sizes Some walked on all fours and some walked on their hind legs Some were carnivores on the hunt with sharp teeth and Shredding other dinosaurs to itty bitty pieces The rest were herbivores eating plants and being prey Despite their differences, they all came from an egg Some were clever, some were dumb, some had feathers, some had none A fun fact for everyone is we all shared the same sun Long, long ago they roamed and called this earth their own But now they’re nothing but dust and bones To fast in a flash they were dead Life is precious never forget So many types, high heights and big bites Hot dog they are all definitely dino-mite Am I right? They’re fantastic, I’m enthusiastic Jurassic, Triassic, lets talk about the classics Triceratops put his enemies to bed This horny hunk of history had three on his head Stegosaurus sets the table for us, plates on his vertebrae Tail spikes might do more damage than his walnut brain Out in the forest is the Ankylosaurus He’s clubbing all night and he’s dressed like a fortress Tyrannosaurus Rex is the next to dissect King of the lizards, requesting respect From the long necks who stretch to the trees for food Bronto, Brachio, Dreadnaughtus too The raptor may have been a bird of prey that never even flew But the point is you’re alive when they start to eat you Long, long ago they roamed and called this earth their own But now they’re nothing but dust and bones To fast in a flash they were dead Life is precious never forget Okay kids settle down, I’m wanna tell you how the story ends It sure is sad but don’t forget to share what you’ve learned with your friends It was 66 million years ago to the day That all the dinosaurs were erased From the face of the earth in a mass extinction Well how did this happen? Scientist are thinking Maybe it was some sort of disease Or there wasn’t enough food on the trees Or a meteor crashed down from space Or dinosaurs are just so cool they caused the ice age Long, long ago they roamed and called this earth their own But now they’re nothing but dust and bones To fast in a flash they were dead Life is precious never forget
3.	Let Me See That Sushi Roll 02:44		buy track
4.	Boba Sweat 02:26	lyrics	buy track
Okay let’s work out-work on Losing weight like Alderaan Millions, millions is the count Make those fat cells all scream out Then silence them yeah shut their mouths Gonna make you as like as a cloud- Yeah Bespin-Breaths in Here is your first question Have you been counting your carbs Feel the burn like Mustafar Feel the burn like your name is Dak Want you sweating like a trooper on a dewback’s back Rebel and tell your cellulite to take a hike or take a flight, Complete the kegel course in less than 12 parsecs wean off the womp rat, strike back AT-AT fat Cause now you’re working out with Boba Sweat Bounty hunt for calories To fit in that gold bikini You don’t want to look like Jabba so (4, and 5, and 6, let’s go) Move your legs in place like a running TaunTaun Headed to the base, avoid a frozen swan song Hands high, now climb, and climb, that’s it! Pretend you’re me in the Sarlaac Pit Take a step to the left and step to the right Like obi wan and Vader having a very slow fight Now do some jumping jacks like you got a jetpack Lookin’ like an X-Wing when it’s on the attack Get fit or hit with it a wrist rocket the twist is I don’t miss Disintegrate the weight, it’s fate is your spandex Mandalorian, gonna work your core again Cause now you’re working out with Boba Sweat Bounty hunt for calories To fit in that gold bikini You don’t want to look like Jabba so (1, and 2, and 3, oh no)
5.	Where There's a Will... 03:49		buy track
6.	Geology Girl 03:29	lyrics	buy track
First day of class, yeah, 101 GeoloGEE, rocks sure are fun When in walks a girl and sits next to me Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s my Density Professor asks a question about Igneous I’m starting to feel a little ignorant Geology girl ends up responding Wanna talk to her, start Ionic Bonding Cause her voice moves me to my Inner Core I wanna make her mine like she’s digging ore She’s hot like Magma but let’s take stock Her wit is as sharp as a pointy rock Gotta get us on a Convergent Course Anxiety is rising with Tectonic Force So now it’s time to go and get Metamorphic Said you seem swell and ran for the door quick Your world is rocks my girl (The thought of being alone with you turns me to stone) But it’s you who rocks my world (We can just hang or just go out with a big bang) Oh let’s plan it, I won’t take you for Granite Yeah girl you rock my world Geology Girl you’re all I wanna do That sounded creepy, mean I wanna study you No no no, yeah, what I meant to say Was do you want to go on a Carbon Date? If that goes well we can see how the Bedrocks She said that’s how you get put in a headlock Let’s share a free breakfast pizza no rush Then we’ll discuss the Continental Crust She said I could use a Biotite to eat let’s do this But instead let’s get some pita dip it in Humus I wrote a joke for you, I’d tell it to you too If I knew you better, it’s I like your Haboobs Here's a different one I think you might like Our teacher’s boring as Schist, Ammonite? Glad I didn’t make another joke and ruin this Like Relative Dating seems a bit incestuous oops Your world is rocks my girl (The thought of being alone with you turns me to stone) But it’s you who rocks my world (We can just hang or just go out with a big bang) Oh let’s plan it, I won’t take you for Granite Yeah girl you rock my world
7.	Baby Needs a Bottle 01:52		buy track
8.	My Friends 03:07		buy track

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released January 13, 2018

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hiphopmcdougal Washington, D.C.

hiphopmcdougal, once intergalactic heroes, had been forgotten by time. The tales of their adventures had diminished from fact, to legend, to now, just a distant memory. It seemed the duo had ridden off into their last sunset. But just when the world was ready to forget... El Returno.

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