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Never Forget
03:48
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Hey there kids come gather round
We’re gonna take a trip back in history
It all started in 1842 when
Sir Richard Owen unveiled a mystery
He was digging in the dirt and found some fossils
Of giant lizards, oh boy! They were colossal
Now we know that those things were dinosaurs
Let’s flash back 200 million years and we’ll hear them roar
Dinosaurs came in all different shapes and sizes
Some walked on all fours and some walked on their hind legs
Some were carnivores on the hunt with sharp teeth and
Shredding other dinosaurs to itty bitty pieces
The rest were herbivores eating plants and being prey
Despite their differences, they all came from an egg
Some were clever, some were dumb, some had feathers, some had none
A fun fact for everyone is we all shared the same sun
Long, long ago they roamed and called this earth their own
But now they’re nothing but dust and bones
To fast in a flash they were dead
Life is precious never forget
So many types, high heights and big bites
Hot dog they are all definitely dino-mite
Am I right? They’re fantastic, I’m enthusiastic
Jurassic, Triassic, lets talk about the classics
Triceratops put his enemies to bed
This horny hunk of history had three on his head
Stegosaurus sets the table for us, plates on his vertebrae
Tail spikes might do more damage than his walnut brain
Out in the forest is the Ankylosaurus
He’s clubbing all night and he’s dressed like a fortress
Tyrannosaurus Rex is the next to dissect
King of the lizards, requesting respect
From the long necks who stretch to the trees for food
Bronto, Brachio, Dreadnaughtus too
The raptor may have been a bird of prey that never even flew
But the point is you’re alive when they start to eat you
Long, long ago they roamed and called this earth their own
But now they’re nothing but dust and bones
To fast in a flash they were dead
Life is precious never forget
Okay kids settle down, I’m wanna tell you how the story ends
It sure is sad but don’t forget to share what you’ve learned with your friends
It was 66 million years ago to the day
That all the dinosaurs were erased
From the face of the earth in a mass extinction
Well how did this happen? Scientist are thinking
Maybe it was some sort of disease
Or there wasn’t enough food on the trees
Or a meteor crashed down from space
Or dinosaurs are just so cool they caused the ice age
Long, long ago they roamed and called this earth their own
But now they’re nothing but dust and bones
To fast in a flash they were dead
Life is precious never forget
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Boba Sweat
02:26
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Okay let’s work out-work on
Losing weight like Alderaan
Millions, millions is the count
Make those fat cells all scream out
Then silence them yeah shut their mouths
Gonna make you as like as a cloud-
Yeah Bespin-Breaths in
Here is your first question
Have you been counting your carbs
Feel the burn like Mustafar
Feel the burn like your name is Dak
Want you sweating like a trooper on a dewback’s back
Rebel and tell your cellulite to take a hike or take a flight,
Complete the kegel course in less than 12 parsecs
wean off the womp rat, strike back AT-AT fat
Cause now you’re working out with Boba Sweat
Bounty hunt for calories
To fit in that gold bikini
You don’t want to look like Jabba so
(4, and 5, and 6, let’s go)
Move your legs in place like a running TaunTaun
Headed to the base, avoid a frozen swan song
Hands high, now climb, and climb, that’s it!
Pretend you’re me in the Sarlaac Pit
Take a step to the left and step to the right
Like obi wan and Vader having a very slow fight
Now do some jumping jacks like you got a jetpack
Lookin’ like an X-Wing when it’s on the attack
Get fit or hit with it a wrist rocket the twist is I don’t miss
Disintegrate the weight, it’s fate is your spandex
Mandalorian, gonna work your core again
Cause now you’re working out with Boba Sweat
Bounty hunt for calories
To fit in that gold bikini
You don’t want to look like Jabba so
(1, and 2, and 3, oh no)
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Where There's a Will...
03:49
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Geology Girl
03:29
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First day of class, yeah, 101
GeoloGEE, rocks sure are fun
When in walks a girl and sits next to me
Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s my Density
Professor asks a question about Igneous
I’m starting to feel a little ignorant
Geology girl ends up responding
Wanna talk to her, start Ionic Bonding
Cause her voice moves me to my Inner Core
I wanna make her mine like she’s digging ore
She’s hot like Magma but let’s take stock
Her wit is as sharp as a pointy rock
Gotta get us on a Convergent Course
Anxiety is rising with Tectonic Force
So now it’s time to go and get Metamorphic
Said you seem swell and ran for the door quick
Your world is rocks my girl
(The thought of being alone with you turns me to stone)
But it’s you who rocks my world
(We can just hang or just go out with a big bang)
Oh let’s plan it, I won’t take you for Granite
Yeah girl you rock my world
Geology Girl you’re all I wanna do
That sounded creepy, mean I wanna study you
No no no, yeah, what I meant to say
Was do you want to go on a Carbon Date?
If that goes well we can see how the Bedrocks
She said that’s how you get put in a headlock
Let’s share a free breakfast pizza no rush
Then we’ll discuss the Continental Crust
She said I could use a Biotite to eat let’s do this
But instead let’s get some pita dip it in Humus
I wrote a joke for you, I’d tell it to you too
If I knew you better, it’s I like your Haboobs
Here's a different one I think you might like
Our teacher’s boring as Schist, Ammonite?
Glad I didn’t make another joke and ruin this
Like Relative Dating seems a bit incestuous oops
Your world is rocks my girl
(The thought of being alone with you turns me to stone)
But it’s you who rocks my world
(We can just hang or just go out with a big bang)
Oh let’s plan it, I won’t take you for Granite
Yeah girl you rock my world
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Baby Needs a Bottle
01:52
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My Friends
03:07
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hiphopmcdougal, once intergalactic heroes, had been forgotten by time. The tales of their adventures had diminished from
fact, to legend, to now, just a distant memory. It seemed the duo had ridden off into their last sunset. But just when the world was ready to forget... El Returno.
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