Mogwais in the Rain EP

by hiphopmcdougal

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released July 18, 2010

Lyrics by Julian Biggs and Charlie Hodgson
Music by Charlie Hodgson

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hiphopmcdougal Washington, D.C.

hiphopmcdougal is a nerdcore duo hailing from Rockville, MD. They have been playing shows in the DC/MD/VA area since 2009 and have become known for their high energy and stage antics. They have performed with national touring acts such as mc chris, I Fight Dragons, MC Lars, and Adam WarRock. Their seventh album, NEEDS SPACE, is out now! ... more

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Track Name: Days of Future Past
I gotta tell you something that’s hard to conceive
I come from the future where there’s no bees
And there’s no sweet flowers or sweet melodies
And people think I’m Superman like George Reeves
Not cause I look like the man of steel
More cause I’m slick like banana peels
I traveled back in time to make meals on wheels
And keep hip hop from seeing how extinction feels
The future of hip hop is just plain screwed
Someone call Mario cause it’s going down the tubes
It’s been used and abused and nobody is amused
And there waiting for a savior and the savior is you
So do what I say and we’ll make it out alive, cool?
Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
And while you’re at it give me your mic fool

Back from the future like Marty McFly
(You think that you know)
Great Scott, what I got can save mankind
(What I’ve been through but you don’t)
From the trouble and the struggle when they had to reminisce
(I’ve travelled through space and time)
On a time when good music just ceased to exist
(To preserve the art of rhyme)

First step to the solution is avoiding the pollution
Of these MC’s that believe their contributions
To the music will do it, but there’s nothing getting done
Like Rivers Cuomo’s sweater it’s coming undone
I’m #1, like I said in ‘09
Like pee or pinot gri, I’m flowing like wine
Raps going downhill like John Cusack
In BETTER OFF DEAD, I want my two dollars back
So I can try and buy some time
And end this before raps a crime
Here’s the torch, please accept
Every other rapper here is inept
But you, you can do everything I want you to
Do what you can do, keep the future from coming true
Save hip hop, starting with this tune

Back from the future like Marty McFly
(You think that you know)
Great Scott, what I got can save mankind
(What I’ve been through but you don’t)
From the trouble and the struggle when they had to reminisce
(I’ve travelled through space and time)
On a time when good music just ceased to exist
(To preserve the art of rhyme)
Track Name: The Monster Ate The Pilot
I rock a red hoodie so you can call me Elliott
I’m rollin’ in dough, yo, that’s why I always smell of it
And yeah I kiss a lot, but, no I never tell of it
I got some good friends, you know, we’re like a fellowship
Elephants lead my annual parade
You wanna find me? I’m just chillin’ in the shade
Got Green Greens like Kirby, yeah you know I’m getting paid
Spittin’ lyrics on the mic that leave other rappers dazed
I’m a beast like Beast or a tiger from the east
Other rappers should just cease and that’s just to say the least
Cause I don’t like to boast but you wanna hear the most?
I slaughter like The Host or like Jaws eats a boat
Like EMF you know I’m unbelievable
Like an infertile womb I am inconceivable
You can call me G-Virus cause I am untreatable
Just like an armless man’s penis I’m unbeatable

They call me Doo Doo Brown
Not cause I’m new in town
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit
They call me excrement
But not cause of my stench
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit

My rhymes blow minds like time flashes on the island
Rhymes blow minds like some hookers up in Thailand
My rhymes are treasures, takes Indy just to find them
One of my rhymes to rule them all and one to bind them
I’m going kind of crazy lock me up in Santa Rosa
Bitches screamin’ “mine, mine” like their name was Yoda
And like the Death Star I’m about to exploda
So quick you think my gas pedal sticks like Toyota
Stab you like Pagoda if you mess with me
I impress all the ladies obsessed with me
But I digress, let me stress, I’m the best I attest
Who’s the fastest rhyme slinger in the west? You coulda guessed
Cause I’m hot to the core, I shine like a jewelery store
Or like the metal hand of a polished cyborg
If I was a metal band and a man times four
You could call me hiphopmanowar

They call me Doo Doo Brown
Not cause I’m new in town
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit
They call me excrement
But not cause of my stench
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit

I brought you to the bridge like Winston did
I’m strong and growing like a Flintstone’s kid
I’m why the monster ate the pilot
Cause I’m the only guy allowed to be this fly, shit
So come on listen up all you primitive screwheads
Or you’ll fall and end up on my wall like a moose head
Next time you flush better wear an oven mitt
This is hiphopmcdougal and I’m the hot shit

They call me Doo Doo Brown
Not cause I’m new in town
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit
They call me excrement
But not cause of my stench
So sick what I emit
They call me #2 cause I’m the shit

(Melodica Solo)
Track Name: Party Down!
I fire up the station wagon but I back over the shrubs
On my way to get my peeps from the A.V. club
Got the audio, the visual, the sights, and sounds
I’m the king of this town (On my head I wear a Burger King crown)
Some say I look ridiculous some say I look fine
Eddie Murphy wants to know why I party all the time
Got my party pants on, prepare to be wowed
Orange soda all around (Yeah Keenan and Kel would be proud)
Utilize a crane kick to bust down the door
And head for the dance floor

(What are you waiting for?)
Hey you on the couch shoving Cheetos in your mouth
Sitting on your can like you’re Oscar the Grouch
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
(What are you waiting for?)
You over there in the bean bag chair
Reading Archie comics and eating a pear
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down

Now the party’s jumping like a Mexican bean
Singin’ Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, Come on Eileen
Keep the coolest cassettes on continuous play
Big mountain saves the day (Baby, I love your way)
Flippin’ like Darth Maul, everybody’s getting silly
If you have a southern drawl, I dance wale like Willy
Before I came this party was so L-A-M-E
Just a couple of geeks (Playing pin the tail on the donkey)
Have a couple drinks then have a couple more
Let’s get hammered like Thor

(What are you waiting for?)
Hey you on the couch shoving Cheetos in your mouth
Sitting on your can like you’re Oscar the Grouch
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
(What are you waiting for?)
You over there in the bean bag chair
Reading Archie comics and eating a pear
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down

Heed your call of duty
To shake your booty
Or we’ll open the trap door
Feed you to our Rancor
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

(What are you waiting for?)
Hey you in the back even though you’re kind of fat
I’d do anything for love; yes I’d even do that
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
(What are you waiting for?)
You in the kitchen, I know your feet are itchin’
If you choose to accept, well, here is your mission
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
Nut up or shut up
Just get up and get down
Track Name: Mogwais in the Rain
The first time I saw you I was weak in the knees
You must have blown to the shore on a shell in the breeze
And to your heart girl I’ve got the keys keys
Let me open it and see what you’ve got in store for me
So let’s have some drinks and let’s watch a movie
Talk about videogames in 2-D
I love you like your name is Lucy
Take me up in to your room so you can do me
Like Dazzler when we met the sparks were flyin’
You’re the word, who said bird? Cause they’re lyin’
When it comes to squeezes your my main like a lion
Got me feel so good like I’m in the air flyin’
In a blimp, in a plane, or a DeLorean
Like Atreyu and Falkor we can be soaring friends
The force is strong with you check your Midi-chlorians
Got a place in my hearts like a fairy you’re restorin’ them

Look into your eyes you make everything okay
(Here’s where I want to stay)
Smiles multiply like mogwais in the rain
(Every night and every day)
Now I’m alive like Johnny 5
(This is what I want to say without sounding cliché, girl you’re my fav in every way)

We talk about movies- our favorite actors
We talk about dinosaurs- mainly raptors
We talk about math and our favorite factors
We talk about records and we play them backwards
But that’s not all that we talk about
There are more important words that come out your mouth
We’ve got a connection, girl, there’s no doubt
I’ll be the hot dog if you’ll be the sauerkraut
I can be the island you can be flight 815
You can be the leather jacket and I’ll be James Dean
I’ll be the nacho platter if you’ll be the sour cream
You can be the Great Escape and I’ll be your Steve McQueen
And I can be the cookie dough you be the chocolate chips
You can be Canadian and I’ll be the hockey sticks
You can be the Tootsie Roll Pop I’ll be how many licks
But that doesn’t compare cause nothing’s sweeter than your lips, yeah!

Look into your eyes you make everything okay
(Here’s where I want to stay)
Smiles multiply like mogwais in the rain
(Every night and every day)
Now I’m alive like Johnny 5
(This is what I want to say without sounding cliché, girl you’re my fav in every way)

It’s been a long time since I’ve felt this way
You’re the month of May when my skies are gray
Every temptation just passes by
Cause you’re by my side you’re my future bride
I can tell you anything and that’s what I plan to do
So first thing’s first I’m in love with you
Yeah it’s true I found a clue who stole my heart that night
It was you in the ballroom with your smile so bright

Look into your eyes you make everything okay
(Here’s where I want to stay)
Smiles multiply like mogwais in the rain
(Every night and every day)
Now I’m alive like Johnny 5
(This is what I want to say without sounding cliché, girl you’re my fav in every way)
Track Name: Down for the Count
Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on
Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on

Chocula is his name and chocolate is his game
When he was alive chocolate flowed through his veins
Now he’s undead but he likes it like this
Makin’ breakfast for all these hungry little kids
He’s a super sweet monster with a super sweet cereal
Yeah he is a Count but his rule is not imperial
With Frankenberry, Boo Berry, and Fruit Brute
It’s safe to assume that he’s got a sweet tooth
Nosferatu was just a dude in a costume
Chocula’s relasin’ food even though it’s posthume
And it’s goblin good yo that is understood
He resides in a coffin that is made out of wood
That is in a looming castle that’s on top of a hill
He’s got a badass cape and looks that could kill
Everybody knows what biz the counts is
Hey fuck a bowl I’ll take 12 ounces

Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on
Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on

How about a monster for breakfast today?
You mean the energy drink? No way Jose
It’s the cereal that gives you more fang for your buck
He may be a vampire but he surely doesn’t suck
Yeah Hersey’s the first name in cocoa beans
But the cursed name is bursting with flavor at the seams
Has the same spooky style that made Bella want to pounce
Edward’s just a dead nerd compared to the Count
His vehicle of choice is a commuter van
When he’s snoring on tour with a Boo-Hooter band
His coffin’s in the back – but keep your guard up son
Cause the Frankenberry’s fruity in more ways than one
Yeah Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam
They’re great but nothing to bite home about man
When it comes to the best there’s only one name
Yeah the counts dead right let the chorus explain

Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on
Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on

Breakfast of champs ain’t Wheaties
Got no tasty sweeties
Boys and ghouls love to eat these
Can you beat these? Necro please
Breakfast of champs ain’t Wheaties
Got no tasty sweeties
Boys and ghouls love to eat these
Can you beat these? Necro please

Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on
Never mind the things that go bump in the night
It’s those that go crunch in the morning light
Only vampire stays strong even past dawn
There’s just one Count you can count on