Mogwais in the Rain EP, by hiphopmcdougal

Mogwais in the Rain EP

by hiphopmcdougal

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1.	Days of Future Past 02:33	lyrics	buy track
I gotta tell you something that’s hard to conceive I come from the future where there’s no bees And there’s no sweet flowers or sweet melodies And people think I’m Superman like George Reeves Not cause I look like the man of steel More cause I’m slick like banana peels I traveled back in time to make meals on wheels And keep hip hop from seeing how extinction feels The future of hip hop is just plain screwed Someone call Mario cause it’s going down the tubes It’s been used and abused and nobody is amused And there waiting for a savior and the savior is you So do what I say and we’ll make it out alive, cool? Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle And while you’re at it give me your mic fool Back from the future like Marty McFly (You think that you know) Great Scott, what I got can save mankind (What I’ve been through but you don’t) From the trouble and the struggle when they had to reminisce (I’ve travelled through space and time) On a time when good music just ceased to exist (To preserve the art of rhyme) First step to the solution is avoiding the pollution Of these MC’s that believe their contributions To the music will do it, but there’s nothing getting done Like Rivers Cuomo’s sweater it’s coming undone I’m #1, like I said in ‘09 Like pee or pinot gri, I’m flowing like wine Raps going downhill like John Cusack In BETTER OFF DEAD, I want my two dollars back So I can try and buy some time And end this before raps a crime Here’s the torch, please accept Every other rapper here is inept But you, you can do everything I want you to Do what you can do, keep the future from coming true Save hip hop, starting with this tune Back from the future like Marty McFly (You think that you know) Great Scott, what I got can save mankind (What I’ve been through but you don’t) From the trouble and the struggle when they had to reminisce (I’ve travelled through space and time) On a time when good music just ceased to exist (To preserve the art of rhyme)
2.	The Monster Eats The Pilot 02:54	lyrics	buy track
I rock a red hoodie so you can call me Elliott I’m rollin’ in dough, yo, that’s why I always smell of it And yeah I kiss a lot, but, no I never tell of it I got some good friends, you know, we’re like a fellowship Elephants lead my annual parade You wanna find me? I’m just chillin’ in the shade Got Green Greens like Kirby, yeah you know I’m getting paid Spittin’ lyrics on the mic that leave other rappers dazed I’m a beast like Beast or a tiger from the east Other rappers should just cease and that’s just to say the least Cause I don’t like to boast but you wanna hear the most? I slaughter like The Host or like Jaws eats a boat Like EMF you know I’m unbelievable Like an infertile womb I am inconceivable You can call me G-Virus cause I am untreatable Just like an armless man’s penis I’m unbeatable They call me Doo Doo Brown Not cause I’m new in town So sick what I emit They call me #2 cause I’m the shit They call me excrement But not cause of my stench So sick what I emit They call me #2 cause I’m the shit My rhymes blow minds like time flashes on the island Rhymes blow minds like some hookers up in Thailand My rhymes are treasures, takes Indy just to find them One of my rhymes to rule them all and one to bind them I’m going kind of crazy lock me up in Santa Rosa Bitches screamin’ “mine, mine” like their name was Yoda And like the Death Star I’m about to exploda So quick you think my gas pedal sticks like Toyota Stab you like Pagoda if you mess with me I impress all the ladies obsessed with me But I digress, let me stress, I’m the best I attest Who’s the fastest rhyme slinger in the west? You coulda guessed Cause I’m hot to the core, I shine like a jewelery store Or like the metal hand of a polished cyborg If I was a metal band and a man times four You could call me hiphopmanowar They call me Doo Doo Brown Not cause I’m new in town So sick what I emit They call me #2 cause I’m the shit They call me excrement But not cause of my stench So sick what I emit They call me #2 cause I’m the shit I brought you to the bridge like Winston did I’m strong and growing like a Flintstone’s kid I’m why the monster ate the pilot Cause I’m the only guy allowed to be this fly, shit So come on listen up all you primitive screwheads Or you’ll fall and end up on my wall like a moose head Next time you flush better wear an oven mitt This is hiphopmcdougal and I’m the hot shit They call me Doo Doo Brown Not cause I’m new in town So sick what I emit They call me #2 cause I’m the shit They call me excrement But not cause of my stench So sick what I emit They call me #2 cause I’m the shit (Melodica Solo)
3.	Party Down! 03:02	lyrics	buy track
I fire up the station wagon but I back over the shrubs On my way to get my peeps from the A.V. club Got the audio, the visual, the sights, and sounds I’m the king of this town (On my head I wear a Burger King crown) Some say I look ridiculous some say I look fine Eddie Murphy wants to know why I party all the time Got my party pants on, prepare to be wowed Orange soda all around (Yeah Keenan and Kel would be proud) Utilize a crane kick to bust down the door And head for the dance floor (What are you waiting for?) Hey you on the couch shoving Cheetos in your mouth Sitting on your can like you’re Oscar the Grouch Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down (What are you waiting for?) You over there in the bean bag chair Reading Archie comics and eating a pear Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Now the party’s jumping like a Mexican bean Singin’ Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, Come on Eileen Keep the coolest cassettes on continuous play Big mountain saves the day (Baby, I love your way) Flippin’ like Darth Maul, everybody’s getting silly If you have a southern drawl, I dance wale like Willy Before I came this party was so L-A-M-E Just a couple of geeks (Playing pin the tail on the donkey) Have a couple drinks then have a couple more Let’s get hammered like Thor (What are you waiting for?) Hey you on the couch shoving Cheetos in your mouth Sitting on your can like you’re Oscar the Grouch Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down (What are you waiting for?) You over there in the bean bag chair Reading Archie comics and eating a pear Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Heed your call of duty To shake your booty Or we’ll open the trap door Feed you to our Rancor Yeah, yeah, yeah! (What are you waiting for?) Hey you in the back even though you’re kind of fat I’d do anything for love; yes I’d even do that Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down (What are you waiting for?) You in the kitchen, I know your feet are itchin’ If you choose to accept, well, here is your mission Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down Nut up or shut up Just get up and get down
4.	Mogwais in the Rain 03:06	lyrics	buy track
The first time I saw you I was weak in the knees You must have blown to the shore on a shell in the breeze And to your heart girl I’ve got the keys keys Let me open it and see what you’ve got in store for me So let’s have some drinks and let’s watch a movie Talk about videogames in 2-D I love you like your name is Lucy Take me up in to your room so you can do me Like Dazzler when we met the sparks were flyin’ You’re the word, who said bird? Cause they’re lyin’ When it comes to squeezes your my main like a lion Got me feel so good like I’m in the air flyin’ In a blimp, in a plane, or a DeLorean Like Atreyu and Falkor we can be soaring friends The force is strong with you check your Midi-chlorians Got a place in my hearts like a fairy you’re restorin’ them Look into your eyes you make everything okay (Here’s where I want to stay) Smiles multiply like mogwais in the rain (Every night and every day) Now I’m alive like Johnny 5 (This is what I want to say without sounding cliché, girl you’re my fav in every way) We talk about movies- our favorite actors We talk about dinosaurs- mainly raptors We talk about math and our favorite factors We talk about records and we play them backwards But that’s not all that we talk about There are more important words that come out your mouth We’ve got a connection, girl, there’s no doubt I’ll be the hot dog if you’ll be the sauerkraut I can be the island you can be flight 815 You can be the leather jacket and I’ll be James Dean I’ll be the nacho platter if you’ll be the sour cream You can be the Great Escape and I’ll be your Steve McQueen And I can be the cookie dough you be the chocolate chips You can be Canadian and I’ll be the hockey sticks You can be the Tootsie Roll Pop I’ll be how many licks But that doesn’t compare cause nothing’s sweeter than your lips, yeah! Look into your eyes you make everything okay (Here’s where I want to stay) Smiles multiply like mogwais in the rain (Every night and every day) Now I’m alive like Johnny 5 (This is what I want to say without sounding cliché, girl you’re my fav in every way) It’s been a long time since I’ve felt this way You’re the month of May when my skies are gray Every temptation just passes by Cause you’re by my side you’re my future bride I can tell you anything and that’s what I plan to do So first thing’s first I’m in love with you Yeah it’s true I found a clue who stole my heart that night It was you in the ballroom with your smile so bright Look into your eyes you make everything okay (Here’s where I want to stay) Smiles multiply like mogwais in the rain (Every night and every day) Now I’m alive like Johnny 5 (This is what I want to say without sounding cliché, girl you’re my fav in every way)
5.	Down for the Count 03:24	lyrics	buy track
Never mind the things that go bump in the night It’s those that go crunch in the morning light Only vampire stays strong even past dawn There’s just one Count you can count on Never mind the things that go bump in the night It’s those that go crunch in the morning light Only vampire stays strong even past dawn There’s just one Count you can count on

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released July 18, 2010

Lyrics by Julian Biggs and Charlie Hodgson
Music by Charlie Hodgson

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hiphopmcdougal, once intergalactic heroes, had been forgotten by time. The tales of their adventures had diminished from fact, to legend, to now, just a distant memory. It seemed the duo had ridden off into their last sunset. But just when the world was ready to forget... El Returno.

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